Fun Quotations..

• I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.
  Steve Ballmer # Fun, Brands, Family Quotes
• Some days, I want to be serious. Some days, I want to act the fool and have a great time.
  Tyra Banks # Serious, Life, Fun, Enjoyment Quotes
• We were hoping to build a small, profitable company. And of course, what we've done is build a large, unprofitable company.
  Jeff Bezos # Funny, Company Quotes
• We've got thousands of investors counting on us. And we're a team of thousands of employees all counting on each other. That's fun.
  Jeff Bezos # Employee, Investing, Organization, Company, Fun, Trust Quotes
• Creativity is a great motivator because it makes people interested in what they are doing. Creativity gives hope that there can be a worthwhile idea. Creativity gives the possibility of some sort of achievement to everyone. Creativity makes life more fun and more interesting.
  Edward de Bono # Creative, Idea, Achievement, Fun, Interesting Quotes
• I find that the standard of living does not go up in proportion with the cost of living. The trick in life is to do things that are fun all the time.
  Warren Buffett # Fun, Inspirational, Life Quotes
• I was having fun - and still am having fun - doing what I do.
  Warren Buffett # Fun Quotes
• I can spend your money better than you can.
  Bill Clinton # Money, Best, Fun Quotes
• When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.
  Bill Clinton # Internet, Fun, Technology Quotes
• It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
  Bill Clinton # Funny Quotes
• One problem people have is that they lie to themselves. You may think you are more talented then the next guy. Which is exactly what the next guy thinks as well.
  Mark Cuban # Problems, Talent, Fun, Self Quotes
• It's through curiosity and looking at opportunities in new ways that we've always mapped our path at Dell. There's always an opportunity to make a difference.
  Michael Dell # Fun, Opportunity, Different Quotes
• Actually, if you could see close in my eyes, the American flag is waving in both of them and up my spine is growing this red, white and blue stripe.
  Walt Disney # America, Funny, Interesting Quotes
• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
  Walt Disney # Fun, Woman, Love Quotes
• To some people, I am a kind of Merlin who takes lots of crazy chances, but rarely makes mistakes.
  Walt Disney # Crazy, Fun, Mistakes, Option Quotes
• It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
  Walt Disney # Funny Quotes
• You take a picture of a murder, which is illegal, and you can win Picture of the Year for TIME Magazine. You take a picture of two people having sex, which is not illegal, and you can get thrown in jail.
  Larry Flynt # Funny Quotes
• What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
  Sigmund Freud # Fun, Progress, Society Quotes
• Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
  Bill Gates # Internet, Challenging, Rich, Fun Quotes
• I know that you think you know what I said. But I'm not sure whether you understood that what you heard is what I meant.
  Alan Greenspan # Fun Quotes
• Remember America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away.
  Al Gore # America, Internet, Fun, Power Quotes
• I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America.
  Al Gore # America, Self, Funny Quotes
• To love what you do and feel that it matters how could anything be more fun?
  Katharine Graham # Love, Feelings, Fun Quotes
• Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.
  Hugh Hefner # Funny Quotes
• The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.
  Hugh Hefner # Interesting, Funny, Enjoyment Quotes
• I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
  Steve Jobs # Fun, Products, Customers Quotes
• We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.
  Steve Jobs # Fun Quotes
• The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.
  Herb Kelleher # Funny, Government Quotes
• Everything happened as I had foreseen. I was dead right and – I lost every cent I had! I was wiped out by something that was unusual. If the unusual never happened there would be no difference in people and then there wouldn’t be any fun in life.
  Jesse Livermore # Stock Market, Different, Fun, Life, World Quotes
• When the operas outnumber the football games three to zero, you know there is something wrong with your life.
  Peter Lynch # Life, Fun Quotes
• The trick is to put a positive spin on things. And humor is always a good tactic.
  Max Markson # Positive, Fun Quotes
• If I go to a match it doesn't mean I want to buy the stadium or the club.
  Lakshmi Mittal # Fun, Buying Quotes
• There are three rules for running a business; fortunately, we don't know any of them.
  Paul Newman # Business, Wisdom, Funny, Knowledge Quotes
• The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
  Paul Newman # Funny, Business, Company, Growth, Progress Quotes
• I'm actually someone who laughs a lot. I really am a joker. But if you ask serious questions, you get serious answers.
  Paul Newman # Funny, Serious, Questions, Answers Quotes
• I'm probably the only bestselling author you know who's written more books than she's read.
  Suze Orman # Finance, Success, Fun Quotes
• We think a lot about how to maintain our culture and the fun elements. I don’t know if other companies care as much about those things as we do.
  Larry Page # Thinking, Fun, Company Quotes
• Be interesting, be enthusiastic... and don't talk to much.
  Norman Vincent Peale # Interesting, Fun Quotes
• I don't remember, but it's not true. It's not true, and If it were true, I don't remember.
  Augusto Pinochet # Truth, Funny Quotes
• The only question with wealth is, what do you do with it?
  John Rockefeller # Rich, Fun, Question Quotes
• I was a human being before I became a businessman.
  George Soros # Fun, Business Quotes
• I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. And if it can't be fun, what's the point?
  Donald Trump # Learning, Planning, Focus, Fun, Goals Quotes
• I still can't believe it was news that I get my hair cut at the barbershop. Where else would I get it cut? Why do I drive a pickup truck? What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in a Rolls-Royce?
  Sam Walton # Crazy, Funny Quotes
• Harry can paint but I can't. He has our father's talent while I, on the other hand, am about the biggest idiot on a piece of canvas. I did do a couple of drawings at Eton which were put on display. Teachers thought they were examples of modern art, but in fact, I was just trying to paint a house!
  Prince William # Talent, Funny Quotes
• I do think I am a country boy at heart. I love the buzz of towns and going out with friends and sitting with them drinking and whatever -- it's fun -- but, at the same time, I like space and freedom.
  Prince William # Enjoyment, Funny, Life, Freedom, Friendship Quotes
• Material success is rewarding and a lot of fun, but it's not the most important thing in my life because I know when this is all over, the Master isn't going to ask me how many things I owned or how many television shows I did. I think the questions will be, What did I do to make a difference? Did I learn to live with love in my heart?
  Oprah Winfrey # Success, Fun, Questions, Important, Love, Learning Quotes
• On the outside, Yahoo is a fun and irreverent place, but on the inside we are extremely competitive.
  Jerry Yang # Brands, Fun, Competition, Company Quotes
• People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
  Zig Ziglar # Inspirational, Fun, Motivational Quotes

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