got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't
use an iPod.
Ballmer # Fun,
days, I want to be serious. Some days, I want to act the fool
and have a great time.
Banks # Serious,
- We were
hoping to build a small, profitable company. And of course,
what we've done is build a large, unprofitable company.
Bezos # Funny,
got thousands of investors counting on us. And we're a team
of thousands of employees all counting on each other. That's
Bezos # Employee,
is a great motivator because it makes people interested in
what they are doing. Creativity gives hope that there can
be a worthwhile idea. Creativity gives the possibility of
some sort of achievement to everyone. Creativity makes life
more fun and more interesting.
de Bono # Creative,
- I find
that the standard of living does not go up in proportion with
the cost of living. The trick in life is to do things that
are fun all the time.
Buffett # Fun,
- I was
having fun - and still am having fun - doing what I do.
Buffett # Fun
- I can
spend your money better than you can.
Clinton # Money,
I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard
of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has
its own page.
Clinton # Internet,
- It depends
on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Clinton # Funny
- One problem
people have is that they lie to themselves. You may think
you are more talented then the next guy. Which is exactly
what the next guy thinks as well.
Cuban # Problems,
through curiosity and looking at opportunities in new ways
that we've always mapped our path at Dell. There's always
an opportunity to make a difference.
Dell # Fun,
if you could see close in my eyes, the American flag is waving
in both of them and up my spine is growing this red, white
and blue stripe.
Disney # America,
- I love
Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Disney # Fun,
- To some
people, I am a kind of Merlin who takes lots of crazy chances,
but rarely makes mistakes.
Disney # Crazy,
kind of fun to do the impossible.
Disney # Funny
- You take
a picture of a murder, which is illegal, and you can win Picture
of the Year for TIME Magazine. You take a picture of two people
having sex, which is not illegal, and you can get thrown in
Flynt # Funny
progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have
burned me. Now they are content with burning my books.
Freud # Fun,
almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every
day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich
quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
Gates # Internet,
- I know
that you think you know what I said. But I'm not sure whether
you understood that what you heard is what I meant.
Greenspan # Fun
America, I gave you the Internet and I can take it away.
Gore # America,
- I am
Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United
States of America.
Gore # America,
- To love
what you do and feel that it matters how could anything be
Graham # Love,
had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde
period right now.
Hefner # Funny
- The interesting
thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies,
is living out the fantasies of so many other people.
Hefner # Interesting,
- I think
we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products.
And we're always trying to do better.
Jobs # Fun,
- We made
the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick
Jobs # Fun
- The Wright
Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the
ass is a constitutional infringement.
Kelleher # Funny,
we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!
Klein # Happy,
happened as I had foreseen. I was dead right and I
lost every cent I had! I was wiped out by something that was
unusual. If the unusual never happened there would be no difference
in people and then there wouldnt be any fun in life.
Livermore # Stock
the operas outnumber the football games three to zero, you
know there is something wrong with your life.
Lynch # Life,
talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's
used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means
that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Maher # Law,
- If there
is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes
back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.
Maher # Politicians,
Lama visited the White House and told the President that
he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness.
Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You
know what? Let's just grab lunch".
Maher # Funny
- The trick
is to put a positive spin on things. And humor is always a
Markson # Positive,
- If I
go to a match it doesn't mean I want to buy the stadium or
Mittal # Fun,
are three rules for running a business; fortunately, we don't
know any of them.
Newman # Business,
- The embarrassing
thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.
Newman # Funny,
- I'm actually
someone who laughs a lot. I really am a joker. But if you
ask serious questions, you get serious answers.
Newman # Funny,
- I'm probably
the only bestselling author you know who's written more books
than she's read.
Orman # Finance,
- We think
a lot about how to maintain our culture and the fun elements.
I dont know if other companies care as much about those
things as we do.
Page # Thinking,
- Be interesting,
be enthusiastic... and don't talk to much.
Vincent Peale # Interesting,
- If someone
out there doesn't agree with me, then somewhere a village
is missing their idiot.
- I don't
remember, but it's not true. It's not true, and If it were
true, I don't remember.
Pinochet # Truth,
- The only
question with wealth is, what do you do with it?
Rockefeller # Rich,
- I was
a human being before I became a businessman.
Soros # Fun,
- The Pope?
How many divisions has he got?
Stalin # Religion,
- I try
to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing
exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. And if
it can't be fun, what's the point?
Trump # Learning,
- I still
can't believe it was news that I get my hair cut at the barbershop.
Where else would I get it cut? Why do I drive a pickup truck?
What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in a Rolls-Royce?
Walton # Crazy,
can paint but I can't. He has our father's talent while I,
on the other hand, am about the biggest idiot on a piece of
canvas. I did do a couple of drawings at Eton which were put
on display. Teachers thought they were examples of modern
art, but in fact, I was just trying to paint a house!
William # Talent,
- I do
think I am a country boy at heart. I love the buzz of towns
and going out with friends and sitting with them drinking
and whatever -- it's fun -- but, at the same time, I like
space and freedom.
William # Enjoyment,
success is rewarding and a lot of fun, but it's not the most
important thing in my life because I know when this is all
over, the Master isn't going to ask me how many things I owned
or how many television shows I did. I think the questions
will be, What did I do to make a difference? Did I learn to
live with love in my heart?
Winfrey # Success,
- On the
outside, Yahoo is a fun and irreverent place, but on the inside
we are extremely competitive.
Yang # Brands,
often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does
bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
Ziglar # Inspirational,
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